http://www.DraftMagic.com

Vito Gesualdi introduces you to the latest in the Magic the Gathering Premium Deck Series: Graveborn. Take a look at this foil 60-card deck, while Vito tries to down seven shots atop an elliptical machine. Also: Dubstep.

How to get an annoying party guest out of the house… or maybe not. (Watch in 720p!). Featuring the always lovable Vito Gesualdi and Tom Clark.

Vito Gesualdi tears it up with another hot bout of funny. All new material including:

- How to cook a TV dinner
- Fat kid arcade
- Midgets, cripples & mutants
- Jewish fag porn

Better late than never with this classic Eric Zipper comedy set!

Most games of the 8-bit and 16-bit eras, though fun, were often little more than prettied-up arcade games. Short adventures artificially extended by their blistering difficulty levels, ending once the player ran out of lives or turned off the console. That’s likely why I and so many of my peers fell in love with RPGs, among the first games to let players save their progress, each day progressing further through an epic quest. I spent countless hours grinding my way through random battles, each new level-up or conquered boss battle triggering what I thought to be the ultimate endorphin release (I’d later discover drugs and masturbation).

Read More…

Action Button Dot Net’s own Vito Gesualdi scores an exclusive interview with the director of the upcoming Assassin’s Creed: Revelations. Check out the scoop on the new gameplay features, including some surprising additions to Ezio’s arsenal.

A recent standup set for all you hep cats to check out. Including these classics:

• Ellis Island B-Team
• Wikipedia Sandwiches
• Were We Slaves?
• Poison Dogs & Cat Heaven

Let’s be honest, trying to make sense of the Mario universe for even a second is a completely futile pursuit. This is a world where a fat Italian plumber and his twin brother got sucked down a drain pipe twenty-five years ago, spending their time in this strange realm not only rescuing princesses, but also taking up a variety of leisure pursuits. Golfing, playing tennis, throwing parties, brawling, even competing in the goddamn Olympics alongside a talking hedgehog. This is a world completely devoid of continuity, where one day you’re saving a beautiful girl from the clutches of a murderous giant ape, the next that giant ape is riding shotgun in your go-kart, whipping turtle shells at passing racers.  It’s just one giant pile of nonsense.

Read More…

As evidenced by my latest article, which was essentially just me yelling ‘I LOVE BATMAN’ for an entire article, I’m a pretty big comic book nerd.  So, as you can imagine, the release of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 has me pretty excited. I’m especially pumped for Rocket Raccoon, much to the bewilderment of my friends. (“No, guys, he’s awesome!  He’s a raccoon in space!  And his best friend is a tree!”) However, I think the developers of UMvC3 could have gone even more obscure.  Marvel has a massive well of characters, and they can’t all be winners.  Here are ten obscure Marvel characters that I think should have made the cut.  Maybe.

Read more…

http://www.GameZone.com

GameZone’s own Vito Gesualdi heads down to the red carpet event for Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, trying to see if there’s a celebrity who knows anything about the game, or if they’re just here to get drunk and see Jane’s Addiction.

Featuring: The All-American Rejects, Eric Balfour, Teddy Volynets, John Cho, Lynda Carter, Ernest Del, Robert A. Altman, Carlos Ramirez, Briana Evigan, Dane Cook & Christina Aquilera