How to get an annoying party guest out of the house… or maybe not. (Watch in 720p!). Featuring the always lovable Vito Gesualdi and Tom Clark.
17Jan
Vito Gesualdi Standup – Hollywood Studio Bar & Grill 01/11/2012
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Vito Gesualdi tears it up with another hot bout of funny. All new material including:
- How to cook a TV dinner
- Fat kid arcade
- Midgets, cripples & mutants
- Jewish fag porn
17Jan
Eric Zipper Standup – ComedySportz 10/19/2011
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Better late than never with this classic Eric Zipper comedy set!
17Jan
What’s Wrong with Japanese RPGs
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Most games of the 8-bit and 16-bit eras, though fun, were often little more than prettied-up arcade games. Short adventures artificially extended by their blistering difficulty levels, ending once the player ran out of lives or turned off the console. That’s likely why I and so many of my peers fell in love with RPGs, among the first games to let players save their progress, each day progressing further through an epic quest. I spent countless hours grinding my way through random battles, each new level-up or conquered boss battle triggering what I thought to be the ultimate endorphin release (I’d later discover drugs and masturbation).
21Nov
ABDN’s Exclusive Assassin’s Creed: Revelations Interview
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Action Button Dot Net’s own Vito Gesualdi scores an exclusive interview with the director of the upcoming Assassin’s Creed: Revelations. Check out the scoop on the new gameplay features, including some surprising additions to Ezio’s arsenal.
21Nov
Vito Gesualdi Standup – ComedySportz 10/19/2011
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A recent standup set for all you hep cats to check out. Including these classics:
- Ellis Island B-Team
- Wikipedia Sandwiches
- Were We Slaves?
- Poison Dogs & Cat Heaven
Look forward to similar sets from Eric Zipper and Jonny Rodgers!
20Nov
The 5 Weirdest Mario Power-Ups of All Time
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Let’s be honest, trying to make sense of the Mario universe for even a second is a completely futile pursuit. This is a world where a fat Italian plumber and his twin brother got sucked down a drain pipe twenty-five years ago, spending their time in this strange realm not only rescuing princesses, but also taking up a variety of leisure pursuits. Golfing, playing tennis, throwing parties, brawling, even competing in the goddamn Olympics alongside a talking hedgehog. This is a world completely devoid of continuity, where one day you’re saving a beautiful girl from the clutches of a murderous giant ape, the next that giant ape is riding shotgun in your go-kart, whipping turtle shells at passing racers. It’s just one giant pile of nonsense.
20Nov
Ten Obscure Characters That Should Have Been in Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3
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As evidenced by my latest article, which was essentially just me yelling ‘I LOVE BATMAN’ for an entire article, I’m a pretty big comic book nerd. So, as you can imagine, the release of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 has me pretty excited. I’m especially pumped for Rocket Raccoon, much to the bewilderment of my friends. (“No, guys, he’s awesome! He’s a raccoon in space! And his best friend is a tree!”) However, I think the developers of UMvC3 could have gone even more obscure. Marvel has a massive well of characters, and they can’t all be winners. Here are ten obscure Marvel characters that I think should have made the cut. Maybe.
10Nov
Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Launch Party – Celebrities Talk Gaming
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GameZone’s own Vito Gesualdi heads down to the red carpet event for Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, trying to see if there’s a celebrity who knows anything about the game, or if they’re just here to get drunk and see Jane’s Addiction.
Featuring: The All-American Rejects, Eric Balfour, Teddy Volynets, John Cho, Lynda Carter, Ernest Del, Robert A. Altman, Carlos Ramirez, Briana Evigan, Dane Cook & Christina Aquilera
25Sep
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
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Charlie and Vito agree with Ms. Cindi Lauper’s declaration